Another wood carving

DM: this takes place after the first feast, which I will run during the game on Oct 20.

Ameiko walks over to Kai, an annoyed look in her eye. "Sinse I did not receive any carvings during the many months while crossing the ice, I had hopped you finally stopped" She says as she slams a wood carving on the table.

The wood carving is that of a butt (actual size of Ameiko's). The cheeks, however, resemble hearts. Down the butt crack is an enscription that says, 'the view is lovely. Kai.'

You notice Koya in the background shaking her head at you disapprovingly while Sandru is visably holding back laughter and giving you (Kai) a thumbs up.

"I still didn't do it." pause "Want to make out?"

Sierra gives Kai a strange look and wonder how exactly he manage to get such an accurate measurement O.o . Bob intently studies the carving and complements Kai's artistic skills but questions his morals.